The Weekly Grind: Alan Jouban works in Versace commercial, Tim Kennedy pranks friends

The life of a professional fighter isn't all glitz and glamour. 

As if getting punched, kicked, kneed, choked and twisted into a pretzel on a regular basis isn't enough, fighters attract a general wackiness that makes their lives, well...interesting.

To commemorate these day-to-day hardships, slip-ups, pranks, and more, we bring you, "The Weekly Grind."

@TheNotoriousMMA if You had fought me you wouldn't be 2 division champ,you would be dead.Look what a out of shape Diaz did to U #I'llbeback

— Rafael dos Anjos (@RdosAnjosMMA) August 8, 2016

@lokesh1092 I won my last 5 fights in mma 4 of those 5 in the UFC, so if that's failing sign me up. #trashtalk #doyourhomework #bro

— matthew riddle (@riddletuf7) August 8, 2016

@dragonsfighter @lokesh1092 Conor can't beat people who only get 2 weeks to train for a fight, he's a mutt just like @danhardymma was a mutt

— matthew riddle (@riddletuf7) August 8, 2016

Hey @riddletuf7, where's that 4-fight win streak? Two failed drug tests in your last 3 @UFC fights? #Winner pic.twitter.com/qfGoyF9rRF

— Dan Hardy (@danhardymma) August 8, 2016

@danhardymma @ufc you're hilarious bro,I still remember you dodging me at Drysdale's because you knew I'd work you #overrated #bro

— matthew riddle (@riddletuf7) August 8, 2016

@riddletuf7 haha! Stick to the fake stuff you clown. I didn't train with you because you aren't worth my sweat. You are a chump.

— Dan Hardy (@danhardymma) August 8, 2016

@danhardymma ok dude keep telling yourself that, and I will keep wrestling it's awesome, like I said I'll be in England in December later

— matthew riddle (@riddletuf7) August 8, 2016

10-rounds of morning with Coach @reyesgymtj . #DominickCruz #DomCruz #TeamCruz #UFC #MMA #CruzALL1ANCE . Snapchat | DomCruz619 Twitter | @DominickCruz Shop | www.DomCruzMMA.com . #alliancemmaeast

A video posted by Dominick Cruz (@dominickcruz) on Aug 13, 2016 at 12:36pm PDT

ただいま日本。
いま空港のトイレでウォシュレットに感動してる。 pic.twitter.com/uzA4lPGcY0

— Teruto Ishihara (@teruto_ko) August 8, 2016

Najlepsza w branży @stareoness Sesja dla @reebokpl | The Best in The business - @stareoness @reebokpl Photoshoot #joannajedrzejczyk #joannachampion #JJ #JJchamp #mma #wmma @ufc @ufceurope #pic #picture #picoftheday #photoshoot #polish #poland #polska #reebok #brandambassador #brandambasador #champion #ufcchampion #athlete

A photo posted by Joanna Jedrzejczyk (@joannajedrzejczyk) on Aug 8, 2016 at 3:40am PDT

Final face update. I look like me again. Told you guys I was fine.

A photo posted by Peggy Morgan (@peggymorganmma) on Aug 8, 2016 at 7:54am PDT

8 days out, the dogs are in the truck. I'm ready to put on a show thanks @urijahfaber & @justinbuchholz_ for the final touches of preparation!! @ufc #UFC202

A photo posted by Cody Garbrandt (@cody_nolove) on Aug 12, 2016 at 4:59pm PDT

제이진옴므 오픈식! 컨셉은 white !! #제이진옴므 #사랑모아통증의학과 #백승희원장님

A photo posted by 최두호 (Doo Ho Choi) (@koreansuperboy) on Aug 8, 2016 at 7:04am PDT

Good seeing you @ramonsin & @floydmayweather with @repostapp ・・・ At the FIGHTS . With the Champ @floydmayweather and UFC super star @cody_nolove .. #NQ #UFC #Boxing

A photo posted by Cody Garbrandt (@cody_nolove) on Aug 10, 2016 at 8:51pm PDT

How ironic, I ran into Alejandro Fernandez one of my favorite Mexican singers. I told him I came out to one of his songs my last fight and he said "I was crazy because all his music is about love and heart-brakes." Lol #alejandrofernandez #fan

A photo posted by Henry Cejudo (@henry_cejudo) on Aug 8, 2016 at 3:36am PDT

A photo posted by Diego Sanchez (@diegonightmaresanchezufc) on Aug 13, 2016 at 2:42pm PDT

Skooter pup

A photo posted by Miesha Tate (@mieshatate) on Aug 10, 2016 at 11:11am PDT

I'll be back..... August 20th UFC 202. #7days

A photo posted by Conor McGregor Official (@thenotoriousmma) on Aug 13, 2016 at 8:36pm PDT

"I trained my ego to see gold" @joeyBADASS

— The Diamond (@DustinPoirier) August 9, 2016

To all my supporters don't worry my friends. I am in a good place. Life is good. Great things to come! Thank you all for the positivity. :)

— Ben Saunders (@bensaundersMMA) August 9, 2016

Coffee is the answer ☕️

— Chito Vera (@chitoveraUFC) August 11, 2016

I am strong. I am beautiful. I am enough...Embrace and love your body. It's the most amazing thing you will ever own pic.twitter.com/39thVB0OZd

— Megan Anderson (@MeganA_mma) August 9, 2016

Excerpt from new instructional-dealing w/ bigger opponent Demonstrated w/ TUF LHW winner @ElDirteSanchez #anklebiter pic.twitter.com/HVaUZ68lNP

— Zachary Makovsky (@ZachFunSize) August 10, 2016

Liskyにぃにぃからアルバムもらったーん！

27年の生き様ぶちこんでる一枚！
うれしすぎす @lisky_s pic.twitter.com/Ckx6R6LQ5x

— Teruto Ishihara (@teruto_ko) August 10, 2016

I'm just sitting here thinking about knocking that stupid smile off of Werdum face @ufc

— Derrick Lewis (@Thebeast_ufc) August 11, 2016

I've exhausted every recovery option possible. My apologies to our great fans @ufc @FabricioWerdum

— Big Ben Rothwell (@RothwellFighter) August 12, 2016

I love the #sea pic.twitter.com/YaBcBSyMUH

— Valentina Shevchenko (@BulletValentina) August 11, 2016

Coach @Earl_Watson visited w/ 2-time @ufc champ & @nba fan @cainmma today while in Mexico City. #AmericasTeamCamp. pic.twitter.com/uJK5cX3qgz

— Phoenix Suns (@Suns) August 11, 2016

Being all "philosopher like" at the Acropolis. #Plat-dontknow pic.twitter.com/PJIMrYKHB5

— The Spartan (@EliasTheodorou) August 12, 2016

"I thought you were a bear" pic.twitter.com/ym6ULRZoUf

— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) August 8, 2016

This sums up my day perfectly pic.twitter.com/YKJ7P03LG6

— Todd Duffee (@ToddDuffee) August 12, 2016

Funny how there is an official fight announced and I 1) Havent spoken to anyone 2) Agreed on opponent or date 3) Signed a bout agreement.

— Tyron T-Wood Woodley (@TWooodley) August 12, 2016

So it can forever be broken! pic.twitter.com/J6cZM1LbJJ

— Tyron T-Wood Woodley (@TWooodley) August 12, 2016

Are you ready for killer curves? Introducing the Hope Jean by @BuffaloJeans #BuffaloXRonda

A photo posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on Aug 10, 2016 at 10:35am PDT

Behind the scenes with @rondarousey for Buffalo David Bitton. If you could ask Ronda anything what would you ask? #BuffaloXRonda

A video posted by Buffalo David Bitton (@buffalojeans) on Aug 10, 2016 at 3:34pm PDT

It's never about the destination...
Today's journey: Athens. pic.twitter.com/NADZR5NRhY

— The Spartan (@EliasTheodorou) August 12, 2016

My boy @joshneer24 came out to Lv to ride wit me #OG #100 #rider

A photo posted by natediaz209 (@natediaz209) on Aug 13, 2016 at 3:41am PDT

最後は最近だいぶボロくなった体のメンテナンスに三原さんのところへ!!首とか膝とか腰とか肘とかパーツ交換したいけどなんとか三原さんのおかげで元気に出来てます!!いつもありがとうございまーす!!

A photo posted by Takeya Mizugaki (@mizugakitufc) on Aug 13, 2016 at 2:25am PDT

Cada um com seu #pokemon

A photo posted by Fabricio Werdum (@werdum) on Aug 9, 2016 at 1:50pm PDT

Tonight's class will feature the song Heat of the Moment by Asia on repeat....you're welcome class

— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) August 9, 2016

I can't stop watching these
table tennis games. Insanity

— Jake Ellenberger (@EllenbergerMMA) August 11, 2016

@BellatorMMA @MikeChandlerMMA This is Soooo 5 years ago , "back in high school I could throw a football clean over them mountains" #LetitGo

— Eddie Alvarez (@Ealvarezfight) August 8, 2016