The Weekly Grind: Julie Kedzie freezes in Walmart parking lot, Donald Cerrone's wedding message, more

The life of a professional fighter isn't all glitz and glamour. 

As if getting punched, kicked, kneed, choked and twisted into a pretzel on a regular basis isn't enough, fighters attract a general wackiness that makes their lives, well, interesting. 

To commemorate these day-to-day hardships, slip-ups, pranks, and more, we bring you "The Weekly Grind." 

Enjoy.

I was going to go camping with #AuntJoan tonight. The weather is freezing and windy and I couldn't find the campground to reserve it (1)

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(2) I ended up not finding it after 3different state parks in Iowa and five hours. She & her friend, Michelle, were delayed by windy weather

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(3) so I was driving around aimlessly, and they were driving through perilous wind.

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(4) We decided that I needed to quit looking & meet them in the Walmart parking lot in Iowa city. Did you know RV's often sleep at Walmart?

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(5) so I drove to Walmart and they weren't there.
"Yes we are," says Michelle. "In aisle 18."
"these aisles only go up to 14."
Oh fuck.

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(6) wrong Walmart. So I drove to Coral Ridge City (or whatever), which is NOT Iowa City, Michelle and Aunt Joan. But anyway.

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(7) I began to wander around the new Walmart (in the city that was definitely not Iowa City). Aisle 18 was empty
"We are back in the RV"

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(8) "Crap. Ok" have I mentioned that it's 28 degrees outside? Run back to my car.Already parked in the RV nursery of the Walmart parking lot

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(9) can't find them. At all. Every RV seems to be from a different state. I start my car and drive around the parking lot. Have lost hope

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(10) "we will wave to you!"
Five seconds later
"It's too cold. We're going back inside"

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(11) I (miraculously) find them. Climb into the RV.
It's cold in here too.
"Oh yeah, the battery died. We don't knew what's going on"

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

(12) So, Gentle Reader, I bid you goodnight ask you to pray I don't freeze to death in a Walmart parking lot. Life is nothing but absurdity.

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) April 9, 2016

.@GPVillante has suited up as a @STRIVRlabs goalie for the @NYRangers at #UFCAthleteSummit pic.twitter.com/xDtIvLGwwU

— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) April 4, 2016

Last tweet. Jon ur dumb! Like really dumb. Get off ur high horse and stop riding the white horse. Junkie , I'm gonna rip ur head off!

— Daniel Cormier (@dc_mma) April 5, 2016

Lol we? who's we? You and your vagina? https://t.co/HfgmiSCrjG

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) April 5, 2016

#stillhardbeinghard #workhardplayharder #inbetweendeadliftsandpunchingdicks

A video posted by Matthew Brown (@iamtheimmortal) on Apr 4, 2016 at 8:34pm PDT

I see slot of people on social media starting their posts with "Til". What's this all about? Guess I'm not down with the kids anymore :)

— michael (@bisping) April 5, 2016

Very sweet wedding message from @cowboycerrone

A video posted by Isaac Vallie flagg (@ikevf) on Apr 3, 2016 at 8:49pm PDT

They nailed it! Urith Faber & Luke Sansone in attendance! @dancingabc be sure to support @paigevanzantufc & @markballas 1-800-868-3410 tonight Vote 12X

A photo posted by Urijah Faber (@urijahfaber) on Apr 4, 2016 at 8:02pm PDT

People: hey you saw Cerrone want in vs Khabib ??
Me : I'm not surprise motherf*ckers !!

— patrick cote (@patrick_cote) April 6, 2016

@RdosAnjosMMA I believe it was clear to everyone last time. Or "Fake champ" title still torturing you? pic.twitter.com/Xex1N5evba

— khabib nurmagomedov (@TeamKhabib) April 6, 2016

WhenYouAndYourGirlAreInseparable and you start to see yourself in her.#LoveIsBlind#PlayingWithMyself#ChicksWithDicks pic.twitter.com/HNENTYWu6p

— Mike Rio (@MikeRioMMA) April 7, 2016

@TheNotoriousMMA coming out with a dvd box set "change your bum life in 3 years" ... lord knows i would buy it!

— Rory MacDonald (@rory_macdonald) April 6, 2016

Like my new look?? ❤ pic.twitter.com/uANpVcbAoJ

— Randa Markos (@randamma) April 7, 2016

At a Snoop Dogg concert I'm pretty sure I'd fail a USADA test right now

— Derek Brunson (@DerekBrunson) April 9, 2016