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Bellator 149 live blog: Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000

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Kimbo Slice and Dada 5000 will square off in the Bellator 149 co-main event Friday night.
Kimbo Slice and Dada 5000 will square off in the Bellator 149 co-main event Friday night.
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This is the Bellator 149 live blog for Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000, a heavyweight bout at Friday night's Bellator event at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.

Slice, who is 5-2 in his career, will face Dada 5000, who is 2-0 in his career, in the co-main event.

Check out the Bellator 149 live blog below.

Round 1: So this is really gonna happen, huh? No joke, they just replayed 'baby nuts' over the jumbotron. This is unabashedly ridiculous and I love it. Huge boos for Dada 5000. This is Kimbo country, y'all. Here we go. "Big" John McCarthy is the man in charge of the action. No glove touch. Dada 5000 wades inside and Kimbo dumps him onto his back! Immediate takedown into side control. Kimbo moves into mount! Dada 5000 wraps Kimbo up for dear life. We're stalling out here and the crowd isn't happy. Well, something will happen eventually. Kimbo stands up and the fight retakes the feet. They both look exhausted. Dada 5000 initiates the clinch against the fence. McCarthy separates it. Dada 5000 charges forward winging wild hooks, then clinches. Oh, Kimbo lands a big right off the break. And we're back in the clinch. McCarthy splits it up again. Kimbo lightly paws out a jab. Dada 5000 unleashes another combination. Somehow this is actually going into a second round. MMA Fighting scores it 10-9 Kimbo.

Round 2: Kimbo literally looks like he has nothing left. Dada 5000 goes to work with a sloppy jab. Kimbo goes reeling against the fence and they start trading. This is everything it was supposed to be. Kimbo changes levels and double legs Dada 5000 to the floor. Kimbo starts unloading with strikes, then lets Dada 5000 up. I can't articulate to you how tired these guys are right now. Kimbo with another takedown! Half guard for Kimbo. McCarthy stands 'em up. Big left hand lands for Kimbo! And another! Dada 5000 gets rocked by a short hook, then fires back with a lazy knee. Seriously, this is so bad. Big John separates them. Dada 5000 clinches, then snaps Kimbo to the mat. Kimbo kind of ambles his way into mount. Big John stands him up from mount! Hilarious. These punches have nothing on them anymore. Oh man, they're still trading. I have no idea how the hell to score that round. MMA Fighting scores it 10-9 Kimbo. (20-18 Kimbo.)

Round 3:
Big John just walked away from Dada 5000's corner with the biggest grin on his face. Five more minutes. Lazy jab from Dada 5000. Oh, big shots from Dada 5000! Kimbo counters with a flush uppercut! Then they just kind of rest on each other's shoulders for a while. Big John splits it. Kimbo is unloading! Huge punches from Kimbo! There is no defense anymore. Dada 5000 walks across the ring eating massive shots then kind of stumbles back and falls down. And that's it. It's over. Wow. I don't even know how to explain that.

Bellator 149 results: Kimbo Slice def. Dada 5000 via TKO (strikes) at 1:32 of round three