The Weekly Grind: Lorenz Larkin teaches porn stars MMA, Anderson Silva gets a scooter

The life of a professional fighter isn't all glitz and glamour. 

As if getting punched, kicked, kneed, choked and twisted into a pretzel on a regular basis isn't enough, fighters attract a general wackiness that makes their lives, well...interesting.

To commemorate these day-to-day hardships, slip-ups, pranks, and more, we bring you, "The Weekly Grind."

L O L to the bank

A photo posted by Conor McGregor Official (@thenotoriousmma) on Oct 26, 2016 at 8:06am PDT

Got a chance to take a pic with @GerardButler (thanks) at the premiere of #HacksawRidge #MelGibson director amazing work.

A photo posted by titoortiz1999 (@titoortiz1999) on Oct 25, 2016 at 12:29am PDT

Flipping Hay Bales getting ready for UFC On FOX 22 @ufc @foxsports pic.twitter.com/3diUiZNHX1

— Sage Northcutt (@sagenorthcutt) October 29, 2016

That's right light heavyweight division, this means I got in that ass fair and square. I heard your interviews.

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

Steroids didn't give me the believe that I am the baddest fm on this planet

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

It didn't give me the heart to pull off victories in the last minutes of championship fights.

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

Steroids will never give you a high IQ of the game. It won't increase your awareness or your timing.

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

It won't make you more technical

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

It didn't give me the idea to set my mind to a goal, to follow my dreams and bust my ass every day in the gym.

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

I know that I've earned every inch of my success, every match ever won

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

Earning this high place in sports gives me the confidence and courage to know that I can do the same in my life

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

I know that I have something extremely powerful inside of me, I have the power to achieve anything I set my mind to.

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

Knowing this helps me not worry when times get rough, I am more than a conqueror. I have what it takes to win

— Jon Bones Jones (@JonnyBones) October 24, 2016

Clean clean #ilmb #teamalphamale with @touchyfili @justinbuchholz_ @cynthia.calvillo

A video posted by Teruto"YASHABOU"Ishihara (@teru145) on Oct 28, 2016 at 1:59pm PDT

@scootebike @RayJ @Timrchan Thank you so much for my new toy !!! Iam so happy!!! #ScootEBike Muito legal brinquedo novo

A video posted by Anderson Silva (@spiderandersonsilva) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:46pm PDT

@scootebike @RayJ @Timrchan Thank you so much for my new toy !!! Iam so happy!!! #ScootEBike Muito legal brinquedo novo

A video posted by Anderson Silva (@spiderandersonsilva) on Oct 27, 2016 at 8:52am PDT

When you turn on that instrumental and your boy in the back starts spitting flames

A photo posted by Sergio Pettis (@sergiopettis) on Oct 28, 2016 at 10:33am PDT

Accomplished pic.twitter.com/RAViE5MJU0

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) October 28, 2016

ultimo treino do dia! hoje foram 3. Amanhã dia de jiu jitsu e sparring. Esses meninos me ajudam demais. Amo vocês time @classicfightteam Não é foto. é video ahahahahaha #muaythai #mma #wmma #gabigarcia #teamgabigarcia

A video posted by Gabi Garcia (@gabigarciaoficial) on Oct 26, 2016 at 2:13am PDT

Do not try this at home ! We are certified bored @pantoja_oficial @cptdasamericas @nkazimulo_zulu @csagym @ufc

A video posted by Henry Cejudo (@henry_cejudo) on Oct 27, 2016 at 8:37pm PDT

A video posted by amandanunes (@amanda_leoa) on Oct 27, 2016 at 3:26pm PDT

Taking a break

A video posted by Sage Northcutt (@supersagenorthcutt) on Oct 25, 2016 at 2:40pm PDT

#tbt this pic is of me and my number one fan on the planet Jo aka @rampagesoldier I met jo years ago while fighting in Japan.. dude would always find me. Super polite even though he didn't speak English and I didn't speak Japanese. And this is not a pic of me taking him to a strip club after one of my fights.( he's married shhhhhh) Much love Jo that's for all the support over the years fam.

A photo posted by Quinton Jackson (@rampage4real) on Oct 27, 2016 at 10:50am PDT

Lol @thephotoshopsteve

A photo posted by Derrick Lewis (@thebeastufc) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:28am PDT

Can u name the piece? #piano #SkillsToPayTheBills y yah!

A video posted by Julianna Nicole Peña (@venezuelanvixen) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:25pm PDT

#dance #goodnight #EA #bulletvalentina #ufc #ufcfighter

A video posted by Valentina Shevchenko (@bulletvalentina) on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:56pm PDT

USADA guy wasn't happy to see
a smith & wesson barrel at 545am

— Jake Ellenberger (@EllenbergerMMA) October 27, 2016

Kings opener at the new Arena. Slanging those #ufcsacramento tixs Dec 17th! @paigevanzantufc got festive for the game w the purple drank hair! @sacramentokings @ufc

A photo posted by Urijah Faber (@urijahfaber) on Oct 27, 2016 at 7:51pm PDT

Some of the stuff we say as fighters blows my mind.

— Will Brooks (@TRILLwillbrooks) October 27, 2016

Tokyo by day! Always great to be back here! #Kingoftheconcretejungle

A photo posted by Alistair Overeem (@alistairovereem) on Oct 25, 2016 at 10:49pm PDT

Desejo um bom dia pra todos !! Com os pequenos guerreiros alunos do mestre Koyo . I wich a great day for all of you guys !! I saw a Nice kids class today at Koio gym in Okinawa !!

A photo posted by Rodrigo Nogueira (@minotauromma) on Oct 25, 2016 at 3:36am PDT

Bom estar de volta em Tokio , comer um bom Sushi , rever os velhos amigos , ver todas as Luzes na cidade que cresce a noite . Foto no Bairro de Shinjuku Great to be back in Tokio , having a Good Sushi , see the old friends and Watch all the lights of this City ! #tokio #japão #japan #asia #loveasia #cidade #cidadeluz #shijuku #trip #viagem #marcialart #artemarcial #lutas

A photo posted by Rodrigo Nogueira (@minotauromma) on Oct 26, 2016 at 2:16pm PDT

Adaption: the process of adapting or becoming adapted. Also, there's a new Amateur Hour cooking with "ILL" Will Brooks, go check it out. YouTube channel: ILL WILL BROOKS #adapt #adapting #focus #mindcontrol #positivethinking #positivevibes #positivemindset #championmindset #wisdom #mentallystrong #mentality #talktothepeople #motivation #inspiration #hardwork #dedication

A video posted by Will Brooks (@trillwillbrooks86) on Oct 26, 2016 at 3:14pm PDT

Gracias por la sorpresa de cumpleaños y el afecto de todos los aficionados aquí en la Ciudad de México Muito obrigado pela supresa de aniversário com direito a rima e pela carinho de todos os fãs aqui na Cidade do México > Thank you for the birthday surprise and affection of all the fans here in Mexico City @beneildariush @eduardopachu @arthur.kings @edwinnajmi @philipefurao #WarDosAnjos #birthdayparty #tacos #mexicocity #somostodosrda #weareallrda #JesusFirst #RafaelDosAnjos #allbusiness #ufc #RDATeam #EquipeRDA #DosAnjosInc #promaxnutrition #evolvefightteam <> #Iwillbeback #strongerthanEver #MenteDeAço #TeamDosAnjos #KangenWater #AlkalineBody #EvolveMMA<>

A video posted by Rafael Dos Anjos (@rdosanjosmma) on Oct 26, 2016 at 6:18pm PDT

Morning ✅ Manhã ✅ #teamgadelha #ufc #ufcsp #reebokbrasil #reebok

A photo posted by Gadelha Claudia (@claudiagadelhaufc) on Oct 26, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT

Hoje foi dia de testa a mira

A video posted by Renan Barão (@renanbaraoufc) on Oct 26, 2016 at 1:57pm PDT

It was an awesome JB MMA session @justinbuchholz_ Hey Buchhnlz We'll get the win and irish ladys @teamalphamalemma #ilmb #knockoutstyle #youngSamurai #teamalphamale #jbmma #ImaNo1asian

A photo posted by Teruto"YASHABOU"Ishihara (@teru145) on Oct 25, 2016 at 3:13pm PDT

Drill, drill, drill.... You want to get better? You better drill.

A photo posted by Tim Kennedy (@timkennedymma) on Oct 25, 2016 at 5:15pm PDT

Got some #henna to celebrate my hand healing #putmeincoach

A photo posted by Jessica Penne (@jessicapenne) on Oct 26, 2016 at 2:32pm PDT

When people ask where the power comes from... #mma #kickboxing #wrestling #hkickboxing #boxing #grappling #bjj #ufc #bellator #jiujitsu #ko #knockout #motivation #fitness #inspiration #happiness #workout #workoutmotivation #power #strength #speed #speedkills #ironmichael #bellator165 @henrihooft @monsterenergy

A video posted by Michael Chandler (@mikechandlermma) on Oct 24, 2016 at 5:53pm PDT

Dangerous moving forward. Dangerous moving backwards. #bodyshot #ko #knockout #mma #boxing #kickboxing #hkickboxing #wrestling #grappling #bjj #ufc #bellator #jiujitsu #grappling #sapcenter #bellator165 #morethan #ironmichael #fitness #motivation #inspiration #happiness #happy @henrihooft @morethanafuel @americanethanol @monsterenergy @toyotaescondido @teamdymatize @adidascombatusa @1v1fightgear

A video posted by Michael Chandler (@mikechandlermma) on Oct 24, 2016 at 3:20pm PDT

No rest for the wicked! Rated R

A video posted by titoortiz1999 (@titoortiz1999) on Oct 25, 2016 at 12:01am PDT

When your legend coach smiles during a mitt session your doing something correct @mmacoachwink @jacksonwink_mma #wearewinng

A photo posted by Diego Sanchez (@diegonightmaresanchezufc) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:50pm PDT

Só mais um pedaço do treino de manopla @diegolimacb

A video posted by Charles Oliveira (@charlesdobronxs) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:35pm PDT

Para fechar a noite aquele treino de manopla com o mestre @diegolimacb heeeeyyyyy foco total

A video posted by Charles Oliveira (@charlesdobronxs) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:09pm PDT

#Repost @themaclifeofficial with @repostapp ・・・ @thenotoriousmma honing his wrestling skills! Watch full video on TheMacLife.com #UFC205 #History #TheMacLife

A video posted by Conor McGregor Official (@thenotoriousmma) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:02pm PDT

Always good and solid energy with @jacksonjason150 on #sparring days led by @henrihooft non stop action and movements! Neither one of us wanted to stop after the bell lol #aggresive #teammenace #hkickboxing #leaderofthenewschool #roughruggedandraw #ufc205 #kickboxing #boxing #mma

A video posted by Michael johnson (@menace155) on Oct 28, 2016 at 9:25am PDT

Drilling leg entries with my partners @akazawa130 @thelouiegram @popotheclerc Donald

A video posted by Georges St-Pierre (@georgesstpierre) on Oct 29, 2016 at 12:48pm PDT

I could make him a ninja if I could keep his attention longer than 2 minutes! #cageyfresh

A video posted by alanjouban (@alanjouban) on Oct 28, 2016 at 6:25pm PDT

Shout out to my sponsor @ezgovehicles! Always coming out with new and innovative off road vehicles! Checkout the new #Stampede! #EZGO #khimanagement #Kevinharvick #TeamHarvick #TeamTate #UFC205

A photo posted by Miesha Tate (@mieshatate) on Oct 26, 2016 at 9:54am PDT

#ALLGLORYTOGOD #Repost @philipefurao ・・・ Another great training here in Mexico. #UFC #TrainingCamp #DosAnjosVsFerguson #DariushVsMagomedov #Nov5

A photo posted by Beneil Dariush (@beneildariush) on Oct 27, 2016 at 9:53pm PDT

Thank you @perfecting_athletes for taking care of us. agora to 0

A photo posted by amandanunes (@amanda_leoa) on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

Recharged and ready to train

A photo posted by Sage Northcutt (@supersagenorthcutt) on Oct 24, 2016 at 10:27am PDT

Opening day duck season @bmfranch even the game warden wanted in.

A photo posted by Patrick Healy (@bambamhealy) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:13pm PDT

This little guy is playing with fire!

A video posted by Mikebisping (@mikebisping) on Oct 24, 2016 at 6:21pm PDT

At @roccos_tacos with my new little homie #Pablo catching some #zs in my nieces purse after #allyoucaneat tacos. Had to sneak him in #lowkey style hahaha. #frenchie #bulldog #frenchbulldog #tacos #tacotuesday

A photo posted by Michael johnson (@menace155) on Oct 25, 2016 at 5:26pm PDT

Already spoiled, can't leave him home ! What a cute little boy #Prince #CreamFrenchie #frenchbulldog

A photo posted by Valerie Letourneau (@valerietroubleletourneau) on Oct 26, 2016 at 1:47pm PDT

Let me introduce you to Prince! Don't ask! Yes another one ❤️#LuckyOne #Prince #Frenchbulldog #CreamFrenchie #Blessed #ThankYou

A video posted by Valerie Letourneau (@valerietroubleletourneau) on Oct 26, 2016 at 11:57am PDT

Pets are people too. #RIP K.D. I love you #crushed #AbsolutlyGutted

A photo posted by Julianna Nicole Peña (@venezuelanvixen) on Oct 27, 2016 at 4:39pm PDT

VITAMINA D. SORRISO. PENSAMENTO POSITIVO. UM POUCO DE DOR E MEU MELHOR AMIGO. Agradeça o que você tem hoje, dias difíceis servem para que a gente de valor a cada minuto de felicidade. Agua gelada, alma limpa. #belive #loveyourself #sparringday #bestfriend #blessed #gabigarcia #smile #sorriso #energia

A photo posted by Gabi Garcia (@gabigarciaoficial) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:24pm PDT

#belogui passando pela sua timeline pra avisar que tá chato por aqui

Tried to Borat the weather man

A photo posted by Gian Villante (@gpvillante) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:27am PDT

Freezing my balls off @ufc #ufcalbany

A photo posted by Derrick Lewis (@thebeastufc) on Oct 28, 2016 at 4:54am PDT

I done pop my trunk on a Elementary kid lol #oldschool

A video posted by Derrick Lewis (@thebeastufc) on Oct 24, 2016 at 2:20pm PDT

Smile, sweat & @purps

A photo posted by Kailin Curran (@kailincurran) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:07pm PDT

Not all the way done but really happy with the way this glock 19 is turning out! #glock19gen4 #cerakote #cerakotemafia #cerakoteporn #distressed #merica #oldglory #fadedglory

A photo posted by Isaac Vallie flagg (@ikevf) on Oct 26, 2016 at 3:33pm PDT

Here's the semi finished product.

A photo posted by Isaac Vallie flagg (@ikevf) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:46pm PDT

Well I didn't really get to rest too much on my light day, but I made sure to have a recovery tostada to get me started on my super busy weekend full of training, teaching, moving, and Halloween festivities. #recoverytostada #tacobell @tacobell

A photo posted by Roxanne Modafferi (@roxyfighter) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:47pm PDT

I'd like to say that it wasn't me that liked Werdum's post wearing a Nike's Shirt. A while ago I hired someone to manage my social media accounts and he did that. Reebok is my sponsor and I just have to thank them for all the support!!! #reebok #reebokbrasil #reebokteam

A photo posted by josealdojunioroficial (@josealdojunioroficial) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:55pm PDT

Jantar e bate papo com nossos padrinhos de casamento.

A photo posted by Shogun Rua (@shogunoficial) on Oct 26, 2016 at 5:26pm PDT

To support his habit during suspension, apparently Jon Jones (he blocked me) picked up a cash job. Clever disguise Jon. pic.twitter.com/HzYHsknjil

— Purdue has NO ❤ (@mattmitrione) October 28, 2016

Russia vs USA 4:0 @dc_mma today is not your day bro. I like this foto pic.twitter.com/GRXEkPjmrR

— khabib nurmagomedov (@TeamKhabib) October 26, 2016

A message to @mikebisping

A video posted by Georges St-Pierre (@georgesstpierre) on Oct 26, 2016 at 12:10pm PDT

日本に戻ってきたぞ！！！ RIZINを最高に魅力的でワクワクする舞台にする。 『日本の大喧嘩』 『世界の大喧嘩』 大晦日はさいたまスーパーアリーナへ集合だ！ 日本の格闘技が、大好きだ。

A photo posted by tatsuya kawajiri (@crusher_mma) on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:31am PDT