Morning Report: Conor McGregor says he would 'kill Floyd Mayweather in less than thirty seconds'

Conor McGregor isn't done with Floyd Mayweather.

McGregor already believes his UFC 189 clash with featherweight champion Jose Aldo could rival the interest of the May 2 boxing match, Mayweather vs. Pacquiao.

Now, McGregor says boxing's top draw wouldn't last 30 seconds with him.

"I don't look at a man who's expert in one area as a specialist," McGregor told Esquire. "I look at him as a rookie in ten other areas. If you can box, what happens if I grab hold of your legs? If you put me face-to-face with Floyd Mayweather-pound-for-pound boxing's best-if I fought Floyd, I would kill him in less than thirty seconds. It would take me less than thirty seconds to wrap around him like a boa constrictor and strangle him."

McGregor knows a thing or two about strangulation.

In 2010, McGregor tapped to a first-round arm triangle in a bout against recent UFC signee Joseph Duffy. He hasn't lost since.

According to McGregor, tapping so quickly to the choke remains "one of the great regrets of his life."

"That ate me alive," McGregor said. "After that, I said I was going to fight to the death. You're going to have to kill me."

Someone be sure to let Urijah Faber know.

McGregor challenges featherweight champion Jose Aldo July 11 in the main event at UFC 189 in Las Vegas, Nev.

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'Slay the dragon.' Luke Rockhold says Lyoto Machida is like 'an upgraded version' of Michael Bisping.

Unfinished business. Former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva wants to have another fight with Nick Diaz, but in Brazil. 'I believe that there [are] some things that are unfinished between me & Nick Diaz.'

Mr. Wonderful. Free agent and now former UFC light heavyweight Phil Davis signs with Bellator. 'I can't wait to be fighting in Bellator and wreck shop on everyone.'

Chat Wrap. Luke Thomas previews UFC on FOX 15, discusses Nate Diaz's future, Conor McGregor's tattoo and more in this week's live chat.

MEDIA STEW

Open workout highlights from UFC on FOX 15.

Bellator 136: Uncut.

"M1 Knight Fighting"

Javier Mendez, Rafael Cordeiro and Firas Zahabi break down Machida vs. Rockhold.

Short behind the scenes vlog with Alexandra Albu before her UFC debut.

Don Alejandro working to broker peace with hotel staff.

Long watches.

UFC on Fox 15 Machida vs. Rockhold Care/Don't Care Preview

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5 Rounds Today with Jonathan Chaimberg, Charles McCarthy, Chris Clements & Jessica Rakoczy

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Heavy Hands 47: Strategies for Machida-Rockhold & Holloway-Swanson

TWEETS

Here we go.

Final de mais um dia de treino muito obrigado @jmoontasri pic.twitter.com/HR03pf4FMG

— Anderson Silva (@SpiderAnderson) April 16, 2015

Get paid.

It's a "wonderful" day here at #BellatorMMA. Proud to welcome @philmrwonderful to the family! http://t.co/Kr5eW0RgfP pic.twitter.com/0oGkXBIDty

— Bellator MMA (@BellatorMMA) April 15, 2015

How many takes?

Another behind the scenes shot from my @reebok shoot four months ago #pumpitup https://t.co/smXCa3oFsa

— Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) April 16, 2015

Nice.

Sparring @natediaz209 always a battle. We have put in hundreds of rounds with each other. https://t.co/wsAA0Wr48s

— Gilbert Melendez (@GilbertMelendez) April 16, 2015

Beef.

Yea @LisaEllis115 spend as much time as you can with her.. mommy will be lucky to leave @ufc cage with her life let alone looking the same

— 'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings (@RowdyBec) April 15, 2015

Ronda doesn't know what is to get a high kick in the face, but I'll be happy to show her!!!... https://t.co/pLQUhVyUCv

— Bethe (@bethecorreia) April 15, 2015

Get well soon.

A lil blades of glory action early this a.m at physical therapy...lateral movement,... https://t.co/1Ps3GvdF3S

— Dominick Cruz (@TheDomin8r) April 15, 2015

Stitches out today! #lifescar #pei #recovery #achillesrupture #gross https://t.co/Zpq98zFLUG

— Jason Saggo (@jasonsaggo) April 15, 2015

Follow up with my dr tomorrow. Hopefully I get some good news about my knee. I can't wait to get back to full training!

— Paul Felder (@felderpaul) April 15, 2015

Got some good news about surgery yesterday. Encouraging to know that it's on the horizon.When life throws you obstacles, you gotta jump over

— Cody Gibson (@TheRenegade559) April 15, 2015

Hot take.

Bad Day? Taxes? @AaronHernandez just got life in prison. Lost $40M Football contract. See, your life isn't so bad!

— Josh Thomson (@THEREALPUNK) April 15, 2015

Magnifique.

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FIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Announced yesterday (April 15 2015)

Michael Johnson vs. Benson Henderson at The Ultimate Fighter 21 Finale

Piotr Hallmann vs. Magomed Mustafaev at UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs. Teixeira

FANPOST OF THE DAY

Today's Fanpost of the Day comes via TheFightNerd.

Why MMA Journalism Matters

I am sick of it. I'm sick of hearing fighters complain about their media obligations pre-fight. I'm sick of hearing Dana White lambaste the media that covers his company in a sport he often talks about fighting for legitimacy and perpetual growth. It just doesn't make any sense at all.

Like it or not, Mixed Martial Arts is the most viscerally brutal professional sport. Arguments can be made about the violence (and long term health consequences) of American football, but let's be real-- watching two people fight in a cage or ring hits something primordial in our brains; it creates a reaction that is unique to the sport. As fans, we (most of us) understand the subtleties of the game. We see two people pushed against the cage and we understand it is a battle for position, we see a fighter dancing outside of striking range of the opponent and we appreciate the footwork and discipline required to only engage when it is beneficial. In short, we appreciate the "kinetic chess" aspect of the fights. But for casual or non-fans of the sport, or more accurately the culture at large, Mixed Martial Arts is just fighting, brutal and barbaric. For many avid fans of MMA, it is a guilty pleasure, something we don't readily share with our family, friends, or colleagues. We understand the intricacies of violent competition, they understand only the violence.

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