This Week in Struggle: Perverts, bad driving, number of the beast, Anderson Aldo, hanger, zipper trauma

Life is hard for all of us, but especially for professional cage fighters. Join us now for a laugh and a cry as we reflect on "This Week in Struggle."

The struggle is best paired with Tom Waits. Enjoy.

I've been in Vegas for 3 weeks, 20 minutes from UFC HQ but they fly to Texas for Pfister. https://t.co/2g84iLnmLa

— Michael Chiesa (@MikeMav22) December 5, 2015

@ALIAQUINTA Apparently being co-main against one of the most winning lightweights on the roster just isn't enough #NoLove

— Michael Chiesa (@MikeMav22) December 6, 2015

AH!! Can you guys help me get off the 666k mark it's kinda creepy!!! https://t.co/EVONA31oEm

— Miesha Tate (@MieshaTate) December 5, 2015

My fiancé doesn't like my new strength training. I don't understand. pic.twitter.com/cEtSwYYxVo

— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) December 1, 2015

Well we picked up a weary traveler at the truck stop. Told him I'll take ya far as ABQ, let's just say my Lindsay's not happy .

— Cowboy Cerrone (@Cowboycerrone) November 30, 2015

It's a wrap for the day! Get this makeup off me!!!! #Sultan sultanmovie beingsalmankhan Solid work... https://t.co/1DBpC57Tig

— Tyron T-Wood Woodley (@TWooodley) November 30, 2015

It's a wrap for the day! Get this makeup off me!!!! #Sultan @sultanmovie @beingsalmankhan Solid work today brother! I'm inspired

A photo posted by Tyron Woodley (@twooodley) on Nov 30, 2015 at 6:34am PST

U knows what's harder thn losing fat? Losing muscle, gaining it back, thn losing it fast again, &trying to gain it back. #TheStruggleIsReal

— Zoila Frausto (@ZoilaFrausto) November 30, 2015

"Wow you're ears are fucked up" yes I'm aware and wow you're really overestimating what you can say to me before I slap the shit outta you

— Jonathan Pico (@JonPicoMMA) November 27, 2015

The #make-up artist got desperate solving the #couliflower #ear situation #television #ran #fighting #moderation pic.twitter.com/sT9gUgpSxa

— Nick Hein (@NickHeinMMA) November 29, 2015

If Dana White was willing to have Gina Carano fight for his promotion at 145lbs "whenever there is a challenger"... https://t.co/8Py9olUgCT

— Cris Cyborg (@criscyborg) November 29, 2015

Julie, would you agree with us that @HollyHolm has beautiful bare #feet and kissable #toes? @julesk_fighter pic.twitter.com/y7TQNW0MKd

— WMMA Feet (@NuaKael) December 1, 2015

Leave her alone, you foolish fucks! Those feet hold devastating powers! https://t.co/TV0TO7M8F7

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) December 1, 2015

AND THERE IT IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, REEBOK's LATEST T SHIRT, ANDERSON "the spider" ALDO. Really! Hahaha! Wow! pic.twitter.com/hCQEV0t8X5

— unclaimed (@mattmitrione) December 1, 2015

That #AwkwardMoment when you tell a #JehovahWitness #happyhoildays and they just stare at you insulted.. yah that just happened.. Lol

— Yancy Medeiros (@ymedeiros) December 1, 2015

I'm currently risking frostbite just to get a chance to ask Santa for my UFC tickets request to be filled @danawhite pic.twitter.com/dusEKluX4W

— Sam Alvey (@smilensam) December 5, 2015

My hand right now getting stitches out and new splint today https://t.co/40uv7AQ20V

— Matt Brown (@IamTheImmortal) December 2, 2015

My hand right now getting stitches out and new splint today

A photo posted by Matthew Brown (@iamtheimmortal) on Dec 2, 2015 at 1:19pm PST

#hangry https://t.co/oZEYJf6QT8

— Alpha Cat Zingano (@CatZingano) December 2, 2015

3 training sessions today. Feet up chilling. I am not moving follow me on Instagram theonebrunson to stay current pic.twitter.com/GqIFdF60hy

— Derek Brunson (@DerekBrunson) December 3, 2015

#TBT when u wana fight so bad u let a Dr in Mexico inject yo hip joint wiv cortisone only 2 find out u broke yo hip pic.twitter.com/sSbArG9xbG

— 'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings (@RowdyBec) December 3, 2015

Just woke up to this.... I was questioning if this was some Alien shit.... fuck'in scanners in my... https://t.co/0zWBwafERr

— Ben Saunders (@bensaundersMMA) December 3, 2015

Just woke up to this.... I was questioning if this was some Alien shit.... fuck'in scanners in my head!!!!

A video posted by Ben Saunders (@bensaundersmma) on Dec 3, 2015 at 4:13am PST

I'm so hungry but there's nothing to cook and I don't know gate/house code so I'm stuck. #ForcedFasting #LeanMeat = #SexyMeat #GimmeeeeeFood

— unclaimed (@mattmitrione) December 2, 2015

Still on that physical therapy grind #yourmajesty #nevertap pic.twitter.com/lsjjsxFAWp

— Angela Magana UFC (@AngelaMagana1) December 3, 2015

Squats #lovehate pic.twitter.com/iCr1ViW5m7

— Robert Whiteford (@Flyinjudoka) December 3, 2015

E a tempestade tentando me derrubar da escada pic.twitter.com/OOTEr54OtM

— Jhenny UFC (@JhennyUfc) December 3, 2015

EAT EVERYTHING #dontjointheteam https://t.co/R4ZR599Pg7

— Luke Rockhold (@LukeRockhold) December 4, 2015

Today was the first day iv trained sense my fight and it went better than I expected. I only felt like puking 5 times..mahalo wally

— kendallgrovemma (@kendallgrovemma) December 4, 2015

Fat girl for life... Tryna make a meal out of these appetizer sampler looking things

— Raquel Pa'aluhi (@RaquelPaaluhi) December 6, 2015

I've traveled all over the world, but some things still shock me. This chain would not exist in the United States. pic.twitter.com/DO1mLMmZr1

— Rich Franklin (@RichFranklin) December 6, 2015

Bucket List: Drive a half hour in 40 degree weather in the rain in a vehicle with no windows. Check.

— Nathan Quarry (@NateRockQuarry) December 5, 2015

I just blew out the seems of my dress pants bending over at the club!! #SpearmintRhinoMinneapolis

— MIKE RICHMAN (@MikeUSMCRichman) December 5, 2015

https://t.co/4AuddpAGsA

— Chris Weidman (@ChrisWeidmanUFC) December 5, 2015

Whoever thought that Jacobs Ladder at altitude in the @K2ROOMtraining was a good idea should be slapped in the face with a dead salmon.

— kajan johnson (@IamRagin) December 4, 2015

And that's a wrap... 14 hour day on the set of #thecoldmovie and I can not wait to wash off this makeup and take a hot bathAlienware

Posted by Felice Herrig fan page on Thursday, December 3, 2015

Apparently learning Germaine is out of the fight really let the air out of my tires! Comical... https://t.co/AOw0HVRMPD

— Sarah Kaufman (@mmasarah) December 5, 2015

Apparently learning Germaine is out of the fight really let the air out of my tires! Comical trying to get the jack out of my car lol

A photo posted by Sarah Kaufman (@sarahkaufmanmma) on Dec 4, 2015 at 4:22pm PST

Going to Dunkin Donuts to get JL3 munchkins and get cut off badly by a car w/ a #LauzonMMA bumper sticker. @carrier_devin is in trouble.

— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) December 4, 2015

What's up with these Twitter troles .. I mean coaches smh let me guess u can teach me to do a better job

— U R I A H H A L L (@UriahHallMMA) December 4, 2015

When you get comfortable being uncomfortable, that's fucked up.

— Miguel Angel Torres (@MiguelTorresMMA) December 6, 2015

Because like every lady sometimes I go 'crazy' and I need a treat #notgoodday #notthebest... https://t.co/ZkwU19kRDP pic.twitter.com/qHMqqVaItQ

— Joanna Jedrzejczyk (@joannamma) December 5, 2015