This Week in Struggle: Crazy ex-boyfriends, cheap massages, broken bones, LinkedIn

Life is hard for all of us, but especially for professional cage fighters. Join us now for a laugh and a cry as we reflect on "This Week in Struggle."

I think we're going to stick with Tom Waits for now. Feel free to toss some suggestions in the comments.

LOL I wasn't ready!! @RondaRousey vs @_HOLLYHOLM #UFC193 pic.twitter.com/KfEbj6CLA5

— Dana White (@danawhite) November 14, 2015

Grappling to get Gunnar to the mat is the never ending struggle. Always great work with t... https://t.co/Z0zSe3PvqI

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) November 11, 2015

I have Vicks rubbed on my chest & feet, I'm defeating this cold tonight!!!

— Cody Garbrandt (@Cody_Nolove) November 13, 2015

#postop #lefthanded #lessonlearned Lawler has a hard head https://t.co/b1ybuetkAY

— Matt Brown (@IamTheImmortal) November 13, 2015

#postop #lefthanded #lessonlearned Lawler has a hard head

A photo posted by Matthew Brown (@iamtheimmortal) on Nov 13, 2015 at 1:39pm PST

Bout to get one of those $20 massages..plz baby jesus dnt let him massage my butthole like they do the rest of the ladies that come in

— tonya evinger (@tonyaevinger) November 14, 2015

I feel like there should be some rules and agreed expectations when using the self checkout. Maybe... https://t.co/s8dWXCNYuM

— Phil Davis (@PhilMrWonderful) November 10, 2015

I feel like there should be some rules and agreed expectations when using the self checkout. Maybe even a questionnaire to ensure speed and competency. Just my thoughts...

A photo posted by Phil Davis (@philmrw) on Nov 9, 2015 at 5:21pm PST

Just got my airport security virginity taken.. pic.twitter.com/qETgTaHOIn

— James Vick (@JamesVickMMA) November 9, 2015

@JohnMcCarthyMMA one funny question also, would a fight continue if someone puked or shit on a fighter? #AskBJM

— HOGGSTERRR (@Rage12Gauge) November 13, 2015

No, the fighter that puked or shit themselves loses by TKO #AskBJM https://t.co/IDA3KqZTKf

— Big John McCarthy (@JohnMcCarthyMMA) November 13, 2015

Half of my emails are LinkedIn notifications. I never go on LinkedIn. If I don't respond to your add request, please do not be offended.

— michael (@bisping) November 8, 2015

Tired pic.twitter.com/oPWEW7bPoz

— Jhenny UFC (@JhennyUfc) November 8, 2015

Though I could fly @proforty40 pic.twitter.com/GUm8xd1nIJ

— Cowboy Cerrone (@Cowboycerrone) November 11, 2015

So sick of amateur Jabronis that refuse to honor the contract put in front of them.

— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) November 12, 2015

Time to go under. Can't wait for my new hand to get attached https://t.co/Vqdxs39HJv

— Daniel Straus (@DanielStraus) November 12, 2015

Time to go under. Can't wait for my new hand to get attached

A photo posted by Daniel Straus (@danielstraus) on Nov 12, 2015 at 9:53am PST

I guarantee there's a more graceful way to do this but for a first time, it'll do.. 90lb rucksack.... https://t.co/td6ilzMfEs

— Gina Carano (@ginacarano) November 10, 2015

I guarantee there's a more graceful way to do this but for a first time, it'll do.. 90lb rucksack. Thank goodness I've been doing squats before I got there. #armyvisit

A video posted by GinaJCarano (@ginajcarano) on Nov 10, 2015 at 2:10pm PST

#TheStruggle https://t.co/6F65tpfKLD

— Nick Newell (@NotoriousNewell) November 8, 2015

5 more hours to go on this plane. Snap me I'm bored as a bishhhhh #sergpettis #saveme

— Sergio Pettis (@sergiopettis) November 10, 2015

Back n OR again with some more adversity with my eye. Say a prayer for me if you get a min. Thanks tweeps! #overcome pic.twitter.com/ki2NFiATtm

— Joe Ellenberger (@JoeEllenberger) November 11, 2015

Anybody know Debbie....I bet she bakes a mean sheet of ginger bread cookies. We will be live in 15min... https://t.co/mq0bNHPFhW

— Demetrious Johnson (@MightyMouseUFC) November 12, 2015

Anybody know Debbie....I bet she bakes a mean sheet of ginger bread cookies. We will be live in 15min ladies & gents to talk about this piece of a woman who disrespected my wife I'm bouta put her ass on blast #mightysquad www.twitch.tv/mightymouseufc125

A photo posted by Demetrious Johnson (@mightymouse125) on Nov 11, 2015 at 9:33pm PST

These fucking people hacked my account and stole it watch out for Armand A Tarko I'm trying to... https://t.co/181D835U2a

— Truck Gordon (@TruckMMA_UFC) November 9, 2015

These hackers are the worst using my page to talk to girls sad smh trying to fix this shit https://t.co/4tgABXbWYQ

— Truck Gordon (@TruckMMA_UFC) November 9, 2015

#fail @ziggyssmokeshop https://t.co/9tRbiaMeTo

— nick diaz (@nickdiaz209) November 9, 2015

#fail @ziggyssmokeshop @209ziggys

A video posted by nickdiaz209 (@nickdiaz209) on Nov 9, 2015 at 1:18am PST

Happiest of happy birthdays to @AlanMurphyMMA pic.twitter.com/7TbxHbDzAJ

— Kerry Hughes (@afcangel) November 10, 2015

A top @UFC fighter invites any1, all levels, any gym 2 roll Gi & we have 1person show up #STL this sadness is why the #UFC hasnt been here!

— Tyron T-Wood Woodley (@TWooodley) November 12, 2015

WOW. When your psycho EX-boyfriend (that you break up with months ago) refuses to leave your house, puts his hands on...

Posted by Carla Esparza on Thursday, November 12, 2015

I thought soccer would be good for my boy to get him in shape. He's the goalie and I don't think he's moved all game. Lol

— Frankie Saenz (@FrankieSaenz) November 14, 2015

So... USADA bangin' on the Door sounding like the PoPo caught me in my drawers 630 in the morning... Didn't even bring me coffee #Random

— Tony Ferguson (@TonyFergusonXT) November 14, 2015

FYI cracked my 6+ screen yesterday.phone now has a mind of its own. driving me crazy, deleting emails, trying to tweet, opening apps etc

— michael (@bisping) November 14, 2015

3rd round when my right knee popped. Listen closely it happens secs after the 10 sec warning, you can... https://t.co/4BVLQd50sh

— Will Brooks (@illwillbrooks86) November 14, 2015

3rd round when my right knee popped. Listen closely it happens secs after the 10 sec warning, you can see the pain in my face and see me look at big john (the ref) . #gross #battlewounds #workinjury #andstill #bellatormma #lightweight

A video posted by Will Brooks (@illwillbrooks86) on Nov 14, 2015 at 12:55pm PST

He is struggling for sure. https://t.co/TXr6unlU99

— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) November 15, 2015

@BrendanSchaub big brown...feelings about rondas loss???

— Jonas Khan (@JonasKhan007) November 15, 2015

https://t.co/Vbn8D8ovD4

— Brendan Schaub (@BrendanSchaub) November 15, 2015

People don't understand this sport... It's unforgiving and ruthless... But 1 outcome doesn't undo everything else you've achieved.

— Bigslow (@LukeBarnatt) November 15, 2015

#WhereIsAllTheLoyalty for #Rousey or any fighter that loses?! It's crazy how people go from one extreme in @ufc / MMA to another. #UFC193

— Myles Jury (@FuryJury) November 15, 2015

Sick of people making such a big deal it was a simple mistake you can't be running in on tall people someone in her camp left that out !

— nick diaz (@nickdiaz209) November 15, 2015

I'm raising an asshole. https://t.co/lEe4Yl4ybq

— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) November 14, 2015