UFC 133Dennis Hallman, whose nickname is "Superman," clearly changed for the fight in the wrong phone booth, because Hallman came out wearing blue, Speedo-like trunks that left little to the imagination.
president Dana White had outlawed them forever. Never at a loss for words, White was practically tongue-tied at Hallman's choice of shorts -- and we use that term loosely.
"I'm seriously pissed off at the guys who work for us who let him walk out with those things on," he said. "I've never been so embarrassed to be in the UFC."
Later, he said he was "horrified" by the moment.
"It was as bad as bad can get," he said, shaking his head.
after he knocked Hallman out in the first round. He called it the first-ever "getting-those-horrifying-shorts-off-TV-as-soon-as-possible" bonus. It will also likely be the last.
Ebersole, himself known as a colorful character, finished Hallman at 4:28 of the first round with some brutal ground and pound, but not until escaping some danger of his own. At one point, Hallman took him down and took his back, threatening with a rear naked choke. Asked about the situation afterward, Ebersole said he was comfortable with his defense, but not with the entire situation.
"I was just worried about his cup, and worried about his uniform malfunctioning," he said to a laugh.
this week that he is a recent convert to MMA fandom, he once criticized the sport as "two grown men wrestling with panties on."
For one night, Hopkins was at least half-right.
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Ivan Menjivar defeated Nick Pace via unanimous decision at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Nick Pace (right) collides with Ivan Menjivar at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Ivan Menjivar kicks Nick Pace at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Johny Hendricks def. Mike Pierce via split decision at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Johny Hendricks raises his arms after his fight against Mike Pierce at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Johny Hendricks (right) punches Mike Pierce at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Johny Hendricks knees Mike Pierce at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Johny Hendricks kicks Mike Pierce at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rafael Natal def. Paul Bradley at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rafael Natal is ready to face Paul Bradley at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Chad Mendes talks to Joe Rogan after his win over Rani Yahya at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Chad Mendes def. Rani Yahya via unanimous decision at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Chad Mendes ground and pounds Rani Yahya at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Chad Mendes punches Rani Yahya at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Chad Mendes is ready to face Rani Yahya at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Alexander Gustafsson def. Matt Hamill via second-round TKO at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Alexander Gustafsson celebrates after his TKO over Matt Hamill at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Alexander Gustafsson TKOs Matt Hamill at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Alexander Gustafsson pounds away on Matt Hamill at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Matt Hamill tries for the takedown against Alexander Gustafsson at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Matt Hamill is introduced to fans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Alexander Gustafsson enters the cage for his fight against Matt Hamill at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Mike Pyle is checked on after his TKO loss to Rory MacDonald at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald beats Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald celebrates after stopping Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald celebrates after stopping Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald punches Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald punches Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Mike Pyle escapes from a guillotine choke by Rory MacDonald at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald attempts a guillotine choke against Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rory MacDonald enters the cage to face Mike Pyle at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort knocks out Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort gets face to face with Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort acknowledges the crowd before his fight against Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort makes his entrance to fight Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Yoshihiro Akiyama awaits Vitor Belfort at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Constantinos Philippou beats Jorge Rivera via split decision at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Constantinos Philippou clashes with Jorge Rivera at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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The guest Octagon Girl Chrissy Hubbard holds up the round sign at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Constantinos Philippou punches a turtled Jorge Rivera at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort celebrates with teammates after his win over Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Vitor Belfort walks to his corner after beating Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Vitor Belfort lays out Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Dennis Hallman is introduced at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Brian Ebersole waits for his fight to begin at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Brian Ebersole ground and pounds Dennis Hallman at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Brian Ebersole ground and pounds Dennis Hallman at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Brian Ebersole stops Dennis Hallman at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Brian Ebersole defeats Dennis Hallman at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz is helped to his feet after his loss to Rashad Evans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans TKOs Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Rashad Evans TKOs Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Rashad Evans TKOs Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans tries to trap Tito Ortiz in a crucifix at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz attempts a guillotine on Rashad Evans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans ground and pounds Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans punches Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans punches Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans waits for the fight to start at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans greets Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz electrifies the crowd at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Bruce Buffer announces the main event fighters at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz looks at Rashad Evans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans gets introduced to face Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans enters the cage to face Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans enters to fight Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz gets pumped to face Rashad Evans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Rashad Evans pounds away at Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz disappointed with his loss to Rashad Evans at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Tito Ortiz greets Dana White after the fight at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Rashad Evans beats Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. Esther Lin, MMA Fighting
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Jorge Rivera readies to face Constantinos Philippou at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Constantinos Philippou moments away from facing Jorge Rivera at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Mike Brown beats Nam Phan via unanimous decision at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Nam Phan punches Mike Brown at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Nam Phan punches Mike Brown at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Nam Phan punches Mike Brown at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Nam Phan punches Mike Brown at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Mike Brown stands on his corner at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Mike Brown dominates Nam Phan in the first round at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Paul Bradley accidentally pokes Rafael Natal in the eye at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Paul Bradley (right) punches Rafael Natal at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Paul Bradley clashes with Rafael Natal at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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Paul Bradley attempts to take down Rafael Natal at UFC 133 on Saturday, Aug. 6, 2011 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
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