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UFC 16Straight the fuk n ball outa the park


Yo so in the game of chicken b’tween Silva and Weidman

From long island that brother came out to dance, and lit the spiders ass straight on fire. Check the facts: two guy’s legs, together they clash:

One now stands a victor, from bringing the other one down in a crash. Lipstick from yo gramma slap stamped on ya forehead.

Props for having the strength of looking Anderson "the fucking Spider" Silva straight into his eyes as round-kick-grinding-lightning-is-you-a-gonna-splice-ctrl-alt-delete-blow-your-nintendo-ass-outa-deh

Ehem

Props to Anderson yeah Silva for in this town broddah’s danced. But hero’s they’ve been a dying as of lately, and Imma call it straight out: Jones is coming down a bustin’, they’s a Mauler on his ass; Suga some ass will kick, and I know the next guy that stands in front of Sonnen, his ass will-get-a-lickin’

Aldo’s time I see a coming, and Big Hendricks’ Rigs gonna steam roll Robbies ass. But it’ll be a blast. Pettis for a round or two more, he’s gonna dance. Cerrones loves a-throwin, Gamburyan’s out on his ass. Leonard who?

Nick Diaz throws but’s also a bitch. Ronda’s trick is solid but her act aint gonna longer stick. Although shell be the butt of jokes from blokes on youtube, dick’s comment bout his prick.

Ya’ll seen my man Buakaw kick, right?

Since the last time Silva lost my heroes I released. Fuck ‘em, they let you down. Better to see two cats fighting anyways. This time I am actually relieved that Silva lost. Weight of greatness off of all our shoulders, cause if heros can crash down, then so can we, and y’all over yonder. No need to ponder: we’re all human, so it’s safe assuming we’ll fuck up and be allright after all. Peace y’all.

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