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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MMA: UFC FIGHT NIGHT 30 EDITION!

MACHIDA VS MUNOZ

MACHIDA

I'm Lyoto Machida, Enter the Dragon, so fast my opponents look like their laggin

I'm sneaky, elusive, an MMA ninja, in and out so quick you never know what hit ya

You may have been the man in Strike Force, but this is the "ooo" "eff" "cee", when i'm done with you, you'll speak english as good as me!

MUNOZ

You know what your problem is lyoto? You're too afraid to spar, that's why your last 5 fights looked like dancing with the stars.

Yeah, Goldie goes on about how your so elusive. But when the results come in for your fights they're always inconclusive.

So common dragon, keep on braggin, cuz I'm about to beat you right off your bandwagon, high five your face, Fap Fap Fappin, end you like Jones, nap nappity nappin.

MACHIDA

Okay Munoz, I'll raise you 32, Lbs of tacos for after I destroy you.

That's right, I'll send you back to the diner, and this time you'll stay there, I'll even buy the recliner.

But don't fret, you won't run out of gas, you'll spend the first 30 seconds gettin off your a$$,

The rest will look like a Ferrari vs a Skylark. There'll be a flash, a finish, and you sitting in park.

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!!!

IF YOU MISSED IT CHECK OUT UFC 166 EDITION HERE!

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/10/18/4852864/epic-rap-battles-of-mma-ufc-166-edition



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